Monthly Archives: February 2012

Under the Stone Arch Bridge (Part 1)

Let’s have unprotected sex after we watch Knocked Up. My backpack makes the perfect companion while out to the theater; it is beautiful, quiet, and secure.   ***   She motioned towards the shower curtain as if to bite it, … Continue reading

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Star of The Bachelor Dies in Horrific Thinking Accident

The show the Bachelor is a phenomenon, a hit, and seriously a fucking joke.  Ben is dead, thank God.  He died yesterday in a mysterious thought process accident. This is copied and pasted from a very credible source: Feb. 7th, … Continue reading

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