What we learned from the first 2016 presidential debate, a lot… Trump is inconsistent, among other things, perhaps. Hillary is a liar, among other things, perhaps. I thought my parents were fighting in the living room last night, turns out it was just the first 2016 presidential debate.
What I have learned from the first 2016 presidential debate: these are the truly best representatives for the United States of America. Fuck, today everyone else looks really great. God bless America, and those not running for office. Our nation has limited options. To our melancholy, this election is not Netflix.