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To the Dark Side

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Why your cereal tastes like shit

Usually, when a bunch of people walk through where I am located (mostly at the library), I wonder to myself, why? I wonder why they are here in front of me, why I am here inside of me, and then … Continue reading

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Someones Matter/Ant Farm

One time there was a time, it was modern and equal. It was one time—that’s a date. Someones thought of something, a grand scheme. Someones are unique individuals, everyone. They thought of streets and cars and oil and gas and … Continue reading

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Biking to St. Paul in the Rain

About an hour before I have to be at work I am already leaving my apartment. I like being early. Most days I will arrive early at the approval of my managers and the bane of my coworkers. It’s so … Continue reading

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The Selfie Artist

For many of you this tragedy will hit very close to home… It took place the other day, in the back parking lot of my apartment complex. It was a morning, not substantially different from others, save for one thing. … Continue reading

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As Our Tattoos Fade

I found myself at the Kitty Kat Club meaninglessly staring into a friend’s eyes.  I could’ve cared less.  I had been tired.  We both wore the eyes you get when you are focusing on everything and nothing all at once.  … Continue reading

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The Artist Apparent Complex

Living in Minneapolis is great.  From time to time you run into some of your favorite, and least favorite, artists.  I have run into some of my favorite, those who are genuinely humble, friendly, and successful; the likes of P.O.S., … Continue reading

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